http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/ Princess Jasmine - Dirtiest Girl in the World en-us Mon, 22 Aug 2005 21:18:40 GMT 1440 CPG-Nuke Dragonfly Princess Jasmine - Dirtiest Girl in the World News http://backend.userland.com/rss http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/images/logo.gif http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/ http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=15.html A customer of mine recently when playing a game ran into someone that had taken my photo and altered it and was using it in game as their character! Hahaha! Too fucking funny. Anyways he took a copy of the picture and sent it to me along with their email address so that I could ask them not to use it anymore. I did that, but I figured I’d share the picture they altered with all of you because it is just soo damn funny! Too funny! I'm laughing my ass off over here. Mon, 22 Aug 2005 21:18:40 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=14.html I know that I have been neglecting to write much lately, but the truth is boys I have been so busy I can’t even begin to tell you about it. The move has turned out to be so much more work than I expected, and getting the house painted, decorated, fixing what needs to be fixed and all that has turned out to be a bigger project than I could have ever imagined. I mean I had a broken vibrator forever, and a couple of my boys had even given me the money to go get a new one and to be perfectly honest I just couldn’t find the time. Seems I spend less and less time at the Adult toy store and Nordstrom’s and more and more time at Home Depot. My puppy is adjusting well and I am happy to report that after moving into the house and giving him a yard to play in we have finally conquered the potty training problem! Yippee I cannot tell you how fucking happy I am! Now if I can just get him to stop eating kitty rocca out of the cats little boxes I will be a very happy Princess. Short of playing one the phone and with my boy toys, my sex life has dwindled since my move. In honesty I think I’ve had sex all of three times this month which is a record for me since I usually do it about 7-10 times a week. But I know it is all worth it in the end and having all my wonderful boy toys and clients to play with sure has helped things. I have to say that I really need to give a few special attaboys to two of my boy toys in particular, kendoll; I cannot even begin to tell you how wonderful you are. You have helped me with this move more than I could ask for financially, you are always there to listen to me vent about what is going wrong today and you have been extremely understanding about my lack of time for you lately. Sometimes I wonder who is luckier to have who, you to have a Princess like me, or me to have a pet like you. And stanleypet, even though you managed to get yourself in trouble a bit, you too have been extremely understanding about my lack of time lately, about how my move affected the return of the keys to your CB3000 while you were here in Portland, and considering how new you are as one of my boy toys, being this understanding so early in the game is very admirable behavior. Alright boys its late and this Princess needs her beauty sleep! Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:47:52 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=13.html Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:42:01 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=12.html Mon, 25 Jul 2005 10:28:17 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=11.html Sat, 23 Jul 2005 16:57:28 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=10.html Fri, 22 Jul 2005 09:38:04 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=9.html This cute little fairy tale was posted on a Yahoo Group I am a member of by a a girl named Kay that also works on Niteflirt. It was so cute I thought I would share it with all my boy toys. Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freakin' think so. Thu, 21 Jul 2005 08:43:17 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=8.html Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:47:17 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=7.html Mon, 18 Jul 2005 21:52:38 GMT http://www.princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=6.html Sun, 10 Jul 2005 12:49:10 GMT